I uploaded the video of Lz, Rebecca, Courtney & I tubing in the Poconos:


I've put on entirely too much weight over the holiday, new year period. It's been terribly cold & I don't cope well in the cold, so while I have been trying to walk, I sometimes don't. But no matter what, I still can't stop eating comfort food. Bacon. Chocolate. Pizza. Fish & chips. Ugh.

So I purchased a recumbent exercise bike earlier today from Amazon. It should be here early next week and then I will just sit on it & cycle & watch tv & lose weight. Right? RIGHT? I need to be thin before I get older in May.

My cold is in the green splodgy snot stage. I slept quite badly last night so was a good thing that I didn't have to go into work today.

What's not a good thing is our new staff member is unreliable and failed to call in today. She just DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK & NO ONE WAS ABLE TO FIND HER. If she's dead, I give her a pass, but IDEK WTF is wrong with people. I literally DO NOT UNDERSTAND. And I want to understand everything. I want to explain everything. And I can't. The two (and sometimes three) people at work who are like that? WHY? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? PLEASE EXPLAIN BECAUSE I AM BUMFUZZLED.

From kathyh

Let's make a magical wave throughout LJ. When you see this entry, post a picture of the show to your own journal.



HAAAAY LEEEEON!

You're not dead yet!

This is a meme I would happily keep going round and round and round again until we all fall over in giddy delight.

Apart from what you read in my daily automated twitterings, there are also other things going on in my life, but they are quite boring and I'm not even interested in talking about them.

So I shall expand on the 140 character mindset for a bit.

1. Went tubing in the Poconos with Lz, Rebecca and Courtney on Saturday. It was fucking freezing. -14C, feeling like -19C. We drove up there, froze our non-existent bollocks off, tubed in twosies and foursies, then went to Sonic for dinner. I now have a very sore throat and swollen glands.

2. One of the staff here moved to another job, and another one is going on an extended 3 week vacation soon. I'm going to be working 6 days a week, and since I do everyone else's job here as they are all lazy fucking fuckers (honestly, I am not making that up – walked into the kitchen ten minutes ago to find the playspace supervisor chatting to a friend on his cell phone while the 18 kids he was supposed to be watching ran wild around the Treehouse. Swear to God I am gonna destroy that boy. HE'S GOING DOWN).

3. The Inbetweeners. Jesus wheezus I ADORE THIS SHOW. It's disgusting in the way that a show about 4 teenage British boys can be, and yet you feel so fucking sorry for all of them because they really are pathetic twats.

4. Merlin starts filming April1st at the château. ACK. GOD. NEED SPOILER PICS FROM STALKER FANS. FLAIL. I haven't rewatched it since it ended. Courtney and I must do another marathon soon but thinking about how awesome and also equally stressful the show is, I want to avoid it as much as I can. I LOVE THAT SHOW.

5. My new Old Navy jeans are epic and fit my fat ass. I am SO PLEASED with them. My old jeans were 3 years old and were dissolving at the kneecaps. Literally dissolving as the threads slowly vanished. New ones were $30 and recced by Lz, who wins at life.

6. Lz made the funniest comment about "double vision cocks" yesterday and that's why I love her wicked hardcore. You had to be there, and if you were, you’d have spat your dinner out over your laptop screen LIKE I DID. Heh. Still sniggering.

7. Never going to lose weight. I hate myself wicked hardcore. No self control AT ALL. I'm currently addicted to cheese Bugles. Stupid witch hats of crispy doom.

8. More TV: Cougar Town. Love it! How Grayson gets more and more attractive each episode I will NEVER KNOW BUT IT HAPPENS. I would do him, yespleasethanksverymuch. Also, Better Off Ted: I want Ted and Veronica to get together and enjoy life being total opposites to each other but having hotsex. Also, Rose is totally going to grow up like Veronica and that pleases me. Linda can fuck off. Why does that actress keep getting work?

9. Okay, so list of tv I watch each week: Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, NCIS, Better Off Ted, White Collar, New Adventures of Old Christine, Cougar Town, Leverage, Psych, Parks & Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Burn Notice. Colbert, of course. I don't have any Friday or Saturday night tv now that Psych moved nights, and Merlin is on hiatus. Ugh. Suppose this means I have to get a life?

10. Speaking of life, anyone know where there's a better one going cheap?