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Twenty gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol

Nearly at the station!

Created on 2005-01-01 02:50:30 (#5612173), last updated 2009-10-26

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Name:	Mr Stephens, Head of Catering
Birthdate:	05-12

Bio

Wii whore.
Console Name: Duckie
Friend Code: 6128 6782 6306 2448
Mario Kart: 0946-5061-3662
Guitar Hero:World Tour: 043128907937
Animal Crossing:City Folk: 0474-1490-6548/Blergton/Poppy

Insomniac. Bitch. Whore. Writer. Complainer.

Television and Internet addict. Technological Genius.

Severe girlcrush on Janel Moloney. Severe squishcrush on Bradley James.

Ex resident of Sydney, London, Toronto and New Jersey. Current resident of New York City. Continuous resident of the Bad Place AKA the Dirty Gutter of Smut where whorish things happen, and where I am revered as a God.

I write a lot when not struck dumb by writer's block. I make a lot of icons when I feel creative. I watch a lot of television and spend even more time online. I've travelled half the world and will never stop because my feet like to fly. I'm fairly laidback, ridiculously silly and my favourite word is blerg. Ping me if you want to get to know me; I'm incredibly open and talkative and what you see here is what you get in real life.

I mod

branelgasm, a place for Janel Moloney and Bradley Whitford lovers;

ds9agogo, living the glory days of the best Trek;

studio60_eps and

studio60_fic, two S60 comms (obviously);

tcr_eps, a Stephen Colbert comm;

thehaikuyear, where we all write random haikus;

charbucks, the BCCAs; and

fraternizing, a multi fandom fiction challenge community.

My You Tube Channel with clips of cute puppies, gorgeous men, and sexy woman. And a bunch of Colbert clips that I find hysterically funny, including my favourite clip in the universe: Filliam H. Muffman. Do not take any of my userpics without permission from the original creator. The userpics made by me are not for use anywhere. If you use them I will kill you. Count on it.

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0118.999.881.999.119.725...3, adorkably über cute brangle, being gayforjanel, bex+janel=otp, blonde camelotian princes, blërg with an umlaut, bouncy-twitchy-fidgety men, bradley whitford's biteable ass, burned ex-spies, clogging on people, con-artists with leverage, danny's uncle max, dimples on pretty men, doctors with chucks, doofenshmirtz evil incorporated after-hours, emo puppy eyes, everything about janel moloney, fafenefenoiby, fake liberal us presidents, fancypantsification, fangirling fandoms, faux baby bumpies, flolloping about, fuckyeahcanon, goat everything, gooey cupcake batter, grabbyhandedness, hand slashing, hatingon fuckwits, heartbreakingly angsty sex, heteroslashiness, hussies and angels, incoherent braindumps, inventing portmanteaux, isobelverse, jammification, janel's creamy skin, janelpuppeh, ladies night with jimb, lizbert molobert, men in dress whites, men raising one eyebrow, men who love kitties, mikecasperyay, miss chanandlerbong, mocking idiotic people, multiple branelgasms, my lacrimosa dies illa, needlessly senseless conversations, not giving a flyingfuck, opinionated bitchiness, otp ust, professor arty morti, published snarkage, raaaaaandom randomness, roadtripping with twinnie, sculptured arm muscles, severe weather porn, sim!josh & sim!donna, slightly larger plan glasses, snibbets and planges, spiderpigs, st dunstan's churchyard, suzanne: pa extraordinaire, tangential tangents, team once-and-future pendragon, tek jansen's twitchy crotch, the gutter of smut, things ending in -inator, thinkythoughts, tony robinson's history glee, twinnie fandoms of two, twinnie peanuts, universal world domination, what-would-bradley-whitford-do?, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey police telephone boxes

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